by be.aaron, copywriter extraordinaire
CASTING CALL
Hairdresser with Alopecia
Flatulent Nutritionist
Passive-Aggressive Policeman
Warty Masseuse
Phobic Shrink
Obese Miniaturist
Narcissistic Portrait Painter
Hoarse Jockey
Celibate Polygamist
Self-Employed Embezzler
Catty Boozehound
Lost Director
Agoraphobic Nomad
