by be.aaron, aggrieved
LANDLORDS: Except for my friends Jon and Ada, check-cashing cockroaches.
Archive for June, 2009
New Definition #5
In Text, Vocabulary on June 5, 2009 at 4:08 pmby be.aaron, housekeeping mostly for the purpose of procrastination
HOUSEWIFE: When chosen as primary occupation in life, an early predictor of mild, to severe, cognitive impairment.
New Definition #4
In Text, Uncategorized on June 2, 2009 at 9:35 pmby be.aaron, made miserable in her teen years by the moniker, “surfboard,” in reference to her appearance in a bikini top
HELL: An afternoon of bra shopping, including fitting and innumerable try-ons, with, and for, one’s 83 year old mother and a perky southern Californian saleswoman, “I was named after Claudette Colbert.”
