betsy aaron

Get A Life Award Winner

In Text, Uncategorized on February 1, 2010 at 1:45 pm

by be.aaron, cabin feverish

In anticipation of the final season premiere of Lost tomorrow night, I have now watched, in one month, all but the last four episodes of season 5. Guess what I’ll be doing tonight?

I want to have a life, I really do/My life is now ruined because in my head I keep hearing this infinite loop: “You are everybody.”

Question of the Day

In Questions on January 28, 2010 at 4:41 pm

by be. aaron, just askin’

Aren’t all slopes, by definition, slippery?

The Unwritten Contract

In Copywriter Extraordinaire, Copywriting, Free Sample, Spiel, Text on January 15, 2010 at 1:02 pm

by be.aaron, scrivener

Clients reserve the right to kill your best jokes.